Oh my god please watch this video please.
I’m filling out a survey for school and while it was really nice of them to try to be inclusive of transgender people I don’t think they actually know what transgender means
gone girl - gillian flynn
Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’
WHAT DID I TELL Y’ALL ABOUT CROWS?
check out this periodic table
I have made a lot of bad jokes but...
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
Staring deep into your pet’s eyes while she’s tryna sleep, whispering, “you are literally the most important being on this earth and I would kill a...